Mash the chickpeas in a bowl until you’ve got some texture—leave a few chunks for bite. Not a smoothie, promise.
Stir in the vegan mayo, mustard, and lemon juice. Mix until glossy and well-coated.
Add celery, pickles, and red onion. Fold gently so everything stays chunky rather than mushy.
Season with garlic powder, paprika, salt, and pepper. Taste and tweak—you’re the boss here.
If you’re feeling fancy, mix in dill or parsley. It brightens the flavors and looks extra sunny.
Chill for at least 15 minutes if you can swing it. Flavors marry, texture firms up, and life feels organized.