Throw everything except water into a blender or food processor. Yes, even the garlic—don’t fight it.
Pulse to rough chunks, then start streaming in water a little at a time. You’re aiming for a silky, scoopable texture—not desk-drawer hard.
Scrape down the sides, taste, and adjust salt, lemon, or cumin. If it tastes flat, splash in a bit more lemon or olive oil.
Blend again until completely smooth. If it’s too thick, add a splash more water or olive oil.
Transfer to a bowl, drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle paprika, and top with parsley. Serve with pita, veggies, or your favorite crackers.