Cook the Noodles
Boil a large pot of salted water. Cook noodles according to package instructions until al dente.
Drain and set aside. Don’t overcook them—soft noodles = sad noodles.
Sauté the Garlic
Heat butter and neutral oil in a large pan over medium heat. Once melted, add minced garlic.
Cook for about 1–2 minutes, stirring constantly. You want golden and fragrant, not brown and bitter. Garlic burns fast—stay alert.
Build the Sauce
Add soy sauce, oyster sauce, brown sugar, sesame oil, and black pepper directly into the pan.
Stir well and let it bubble gently for 30 seconds. The sugar should dissolve completely.
Toss the Noodles
Add cooked noodles into the pan. Toss thoroughly using tongs.
Make sure every strand gets coated in that glossy garlic sauce. Coating = flavor.
Finish Strong
Turn off the heat. Sprinkle Parmesan cheese over the noodles and toss again.
Top with chopped green onions. Taste and adjust salt if needed. Done.