Muddle the Mint
Place mint leaves in a sturdy glass. Add the lime juice and sweetener.
Use a spoon or muddler to gently press the mint. Don’t annihilate it—just bruise it enough to release those oils. Think “gentle persuasion,” not “mint warfare.”
Add the Coconut Magic
Pour in the chilled coconut milk and coconut cream.
Stir until everything blends smoothly. It should look creamy and slightly frothy. If it looks separated, give it another stir. We don’t panic—we mix.
Ice It Up
Fill the glass with ice cubes. Go generous. Warm mojitos are not the vibe.
The ice also helps dilute the coconut richness slightly, balancing the flavor.
Add the Fizz
Top it off with sparkling water.
Stir gently so you keep the bubbles alive. This is a mojito mocktail, not flat coconut milk.
Garnish & Serve
Add a lime slice and a mint sprig. Maybe even a cute straw.
Take a sip. Pause dramatically. Pretend you’re on vacation.