Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C). Yes, do it now. Not later.
Grease a cake pan and set it aside like a responsible adult.
Grab a big bowl and whisk together flour, cocoa powder, sugar, baking soda, salt, and all the spices.
Make sure everything looks evenly mixed—no cocoa clumps hiding out.
Add eggs, oil, milk, and vanilla straight into the same bowl.
Stir until smooth. Don’t overthink it—just mix until it looks like cake batter.
Pour in the hot water slowly, stirring as you go.
The batter will look thin. This is normal. Don’t panic.
Pour the batter into your prepared pan and give it a gentle tap to release air bubbles.
No need to get aggressive here.
Bake for 35–40 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out mostly clean.
A few moist crumbs are fine. Wet batter? Not fine.
Let it cool before slicing.
I know it’s hard, but patience = better cake.